25. Liverpool. Dreamer.

I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings."



George: The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire-building.

Blackadder: George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganyika. I hardly think we can entirely be absolved from blame on the imperialistic front.

George: Oh, no… no sir, absolutely not. (Mad as a bicycle!)

Baldrick: I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry.

Blackadder: I think you mean it started when the Archduke of Austro-Hungary got shot.

Baldrick: No, there was definitely an ostrich involved, sir.

Blackaddder: Well, possibly.

Blackadder goes Forth, ep. 6






(Source: cardiganfrank, via falloffboys)


∞ Scenes of Sherlock

Erm, if the, if the, if-if-if, if the blade was, erm, propelled through the… grating in the air vent… maybe a-a ballista or a – or a – or a catapult. Erm, somebody tiny could- could crawl in there.

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